Ultima Online UOSuperBot
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you ever been afraid of getting banned for unattended macroing? Here's a great
solution for all, who want to play Ultima Online while not sitting at the
computer:
Combining the best features of UOLudicrous with our patented neural-net software, UOSuperBot™ can deal with the majority of your UO actions for you. Features include:
Super Macro. Just highlight the skills you want and let UOSuperBot™ go to work for you. Featuring our self-learning, fully intelligent "EliZ@" chat program, UOSuperBot™ will instantly recognize any shade of GM robe approaching, turn your character to face them and bow. This will be followed by a brief conversation, ranging from "Hail and well met oh illustrious robed one" (in RP mode), "'sup umm, Thou?" in semi-RP mode to "WTF! A GM! Kewl! Cn I hv yr robe?" (in Dewdmode) and "Hey, this sucks, I'm jes chillin, cn yu fix my dex?".
Our patented EliZ@ conversation program can be used for so much more, pre-programmed with the one hundred most popular phrases, "BONE AMOR 4SALE", "hehehehe" and "wtf? Ths sucks", EliZ@ can even fool your friends into thinking you are still at the keyboard.
UOSuperBot™ can be used to maintain your Glorious Lord status as well. Just point it at your rune for the Lich Lord room and whenever you lose any fame/karma from atrophy while macroing skills UOSuperBot™ will automatically walk to the nearest bank, strip down to a deathrobe and bone helmet, grab 50 of each reg and recall there. Hiding you automatically until a lich lord comes on screen. One quick Energy Vortex later, it will teleport you down, grab the lewt and recall out.
It also monitors people nearby, if any of them run into your EV turning you gray, UOSuperBot™ will automatically invoke UOInsult to yell "U suk lamer!" before recalling you out to your safe hiding spot outside of town. Returning you the moment you become blue again to repeat the process.
UOSuperBot™ can also shop for you, no more spending boring time trying to buy reagents, UOSuperBot™ knows to the second when the stores refresh, in "BUY REGS" mode UOSuperBot™ will automatically recall to all the mage stores buying up those reagents needed for recall and EV until a pre-set limit is reached, then it will store your stash and go back to whatever you were doing.
In the unlikely event that you actually want to play while UOSuperBot™ is running, no problem, just hit the "human" key and take over. Need to take a pee break? No problem, hit the "UOPeeBreak" hot key and UOSuperBot™ will immediately start your character walking between up to five pre-set nav points, emoting (in RP mode only), or trying to sell that bone armor for you.
Going on vacation? Need to refresh houses? No problem. UOSuperBot™ contains a "sleep" mode. Twice each day it will wake up, log in, run through each server and each character and refresh all your houses.
Worried about what might happen if you lose power, or if your computer locks up while on vacation? Worried in case your parents switch the puter off while your at school? No problem. Just sign up for the server edition of UOSuperBot™. Just send us your account details, plus a valid credit card, and for just $9.95 a week UOSuperBot™(Server edition) will use our T-3 lines to run your characters for you.
Note: The server side edition will email you with any significant lewt gain, take screen shots of any lamers and post them to the web site of your choice. For an extra $9.95 you can also sign up for our UORant service. This program monitors the UO web sites for any significant changes to the game while you're away on vacation, away at college, at school or at work and will automatically post an "OSI SUCKS!" rant on your behalf.
Coming soon. UOSuperBot™hunter. A $17.95 add-on. Tired of not being able to compete with all the other UOSuperBot™ users? No problem. UOSuperBot™hunter will run your character around up to five cities on each shard looking for the tell-tale signs of a lamer UOSuperBot™ user. Once spotted it places a GM call automatically.
Now you can sleep soundly, knowing that out there, UOSuperBot™ is playing UO for you.
In development: UORPGold™ This replaces the EliZ@ program with the complete works of Shakespeare and comes pre-loaded with the location of every player run tavern and city. It will run your character into the tavern, grab a drink and immediately start picking up all those kewl rp chicks. (Registered version can interact via the UOSuperBot™ and UORPGold™ registration databases to make sure it's a chick in RL).
Also in development. UOBRaggart™ This add-on to the EliZ@ database allows you to respond to any insult automatically with such choice put-downs as "Oh yeah? Let me go get my PK char, I'll rox U", "if yu met me in real life you would freakin freak" and "I got a castle on Atlantic lamer!".
Got kicked from your ISP because some lamer didn't like you win-nuking them? No problem, just give us a call and let UOSuperBot™(Server edition) look after your characters for you until you convince your parents to get you another one. For an extra $19.95 a month we can even fax you copies of the lewt gain and lamer reports. Or, if you don't have a fax, we can snail mail it. (Surcharges of 50cents per report apply, void where prohibited.)
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