A Tavern, Ale and Anatomy
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is how a pirate once trained his anatomy skill in a tavern:
You see: Tavern of the Eight Virtues
Hawkeye Pike: Excellent! Me will practice me anatomy skill on da unwittin' tavern regulars.
Hawkeye Pike: Harharhar
You see: a door
Hawkeye Pike: *scans the room*
You see: a dog
You see: Lydia
You see: Marlene
You see: Geoffrey
Hawkeye Pike: Excellent! So many specimens.
Hawkeye Pike: Harhar
Geoffrey: Eh, what? I don't understand.
Hawkeye Pike: Now ta find a seat where dey are all within me view.
Geoffrey: Eh, what? I don't understand.
Hawkeye Pike: Yes, dis will do.
Geoffrey: Whatever
Hawkeye Pike: Hmm, now how do I use this skill?
Whom shall I examine?
Hawkeye Pike: Ah, there we go now, to find a... hmm whut's dis?
Only living things have anatomies.
Hawkeye Pike: Well of course only livin' things have anatomies!
Hawkeye Pike: Dat's not whut I asked.
Lydia: Alas, I know nothing of that
You see a Full bottle of ale.
Hawkeye Pike: Ar, ale. In a tavern
Hawkeye Pike: Makes sence I reckon.
Hawkeye Pike: A pity I didn't come here to drink
Lydia: Rest and relaxation can be found at the Shrines.
Hawkeye Pike: Who cares 'bout da friggin' shrines!
Hawkeye Pike: Now back to me nefarious plans.
Whom shall I examine?
Lydia: You cannot quite get a sense of her physical abilities.
Hawkeye Pike: Blasted!
You must wait a few moments to use another skill.
Hawkeye Pike: Very well.
Hawkeye Pike: *waits*
Hawkeye Pike: *waits*
You must wait a few moments to use another skill.
Hawkeye Pike: Damnation! How long will dis take?
Whom shall I examine?
Hawkeye Pike: Ah, Excellent!
Lydia: You cannot quite get a sence of her physical abilites.
You must wait a few moments to use another skill.
Hawkeye Pike: *curses*
Hawkeye Pike: Hmm, dis could take quite a while.
Hawkeye Pike: *looks at bottle of ale*
Hawkeye Pike: Ah, what the hell?
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Ar, not too bad.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Whom shall I examine?
Lydia: She looks somewhat agile and very strong.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Success!
Hawkeye Pike: You feel sober
Hawkeye Pike: Whut? already?
Whom shall I examine?
Lydia: You cannot quite get a sense of her physical abilities.
Hawkeye Pike: Damn!
Hawkeye Pike: I need anuther drink.
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
You must wait a few moments to use another skill
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Whom shall I examine?
Lydia: She looks moderately agile and somwhat strong.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Dis stuff is good!
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
You see: a Nearly Full bottle of ale
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Whom shall I examine?
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Marlene: She moves like quicksilver and is as strong as an ox.
Hawkeye Pike: Hooyaa! I'm on fire!
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Whom shall I examine?
Marlene: She looks extraordinarily agile and moderatly attractive.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Hey, wait a minute.
Hawkeye Pike: Whut was dat last part?
You must wait a few moments to use another skill.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Ther's somethin' funny about dis ale.
You see: a Nearly Full bottle of ale
What item would do you wish to appraise and identify?
a bottle of ale: It seems to be a bottle of ale, you have no idea what it might be doing to your liver.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Bah, ignorance is bliss I allways say.
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Whom shall I examine?
Marlene: She looks somewhat attractive and possibly single.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Hawkeye Pike: Ack! She's lookin' dis way!
Hawkeye Pike: *tries to hide*
Hawkeye Pike: Did she see me lookin' at her?
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Whom shall I examine?
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Marlene: See is the most beautiful you have ever seen, and she is checking you out.
Hawkeye Pike: Gads!
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Whut should I do now?
Hawkeye Pike: Should I go over and talk to her?
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Whut if she just laughs at me?
Hawkeye Pike: I don't think I could handle dat kind of
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: kind of
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: kind of... rejection.
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Whom shall I examine?
Hawkeye Pike: You are above average looking and an excellent dancer.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Yeah, yer right!
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Why wouldn't she want me?
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: And I've got a great sense of humor too!
Whom shall I examine?
Hawkeye Pike: He looks rather silly.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: ther' ye go!
Hawkeye Pike: Chicks dig silly
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: really dey do
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*
Hawkeye Pike: Ah'm goin' o'ver der
Hawkeye Pike: *staggers towards Marlene*
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Marlene?
Marlene: Hmm? What?
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Ah wush jus' awondernin'
Marlene: Alas I know nothing of that.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: If'n ye wern't doin' anythin'
Highmage: Marlene hire
Marlene: Pardon me Hawkeye Pike, but Highmage is calling me.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: *furious*
Hawkeye Pike: Whos thish would'e rival o'mine?
You see: Highmage
Whom shall I examine?
Highmage: He looks to be failry ugly and not nearly as good a dancer as you.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Bah, schtan'asid knave, th'lady an I, wees wur a'talkin' 'ere
Highmage: marlene work
Marlene: I am available to hire for 40 gold peices per day.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Marlene: I will work for you for the next 1 days.
Hawkeye Pike: What?
Highmage: marlene follow me
Marlene: Very well.
Hawkeye Pike: Nooooo...
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: All ah'e'er wanned was...
Hawkeye Pike: *looks at the bottle of ale*
You see: A Nearly Empty bottle of ale.
What do you wish to appraise and identify?
a bottle of ale: It seems to be a bottle of ale, you cannot imagine how you ever lived without it.
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Whelp, alla'dicshuns 'ave ta star' shomewhers Ah reckon
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: *takes a drink of ale*